Women Differ From Men As White Differs From... Green.

Actually, men and women are equal, but there are some differences.

A man will pay twice as expensive for the thing that he needs. Woman buys absolutely unnecessary thing, if she got double the discount.

Woman often does not understand why she got married. The man usually does not understand why his wife demands a divorce.

Man keeps in the bathroom six items: soap, towel, toothbrush, hairbrush, razor and shaving cream. A woman in the bathroom holds an average of 337 items, the purpose of most of them is unknown for men.

A woman worries about the future until she got married.
Man does not worry about the future, for the time being not yet married.

A woman marries, hoping that her husband would change. She is wrong.
A man marries, hoping that his wife will not change. Also wrong.

A man may take his life is a success if he earns more money than his wife can spend.
A woman can take her life is a success if she find such a man.

Girls with age become women. The boys become big boys.

Boys grow fingernails simply because of the laziness of their crop. Girls grow nails for beauty, and as a weapon against the boys.

The girls do not know what can be done from the stick. The boy instantly will make gun from it.