Oh, no. We do not try in any way to climb into your bed, and teach you what you should do there. Quite the contrary. We just want to tell what you should not do there. It is known that women are the beings of thin-mental organization. They may be offended by the most simple and natural things. They tend to get upset because of any nonsense, and attach importance to trifles. Of course, the better they would have been simpler. But, alas, according to the classic: "the ladies are the objective reality given us in sensation." The most unpleasant is their inherent habit of playing "partisan." Your girlfriend will be silent to the bitter end, so that to throw in your face at one point all at once: it turned out that you always gave her nothing but trouble and communication with you has long ago turned to her in a sophisticated way of self-torture. Both morally and physically. And generally... (Each of us knows how much sincere poison a woman can put in this "and generally"). We have conducted a survey among our acquaintances women. Asked them to complain about their men. They did it even with some excessive willingness, it seemed to us. The poll revealed at least 33 points that women can not stand in sex. Do not claiming to be the ultimate objective, we honestly reproduce the results.
1. He comes off too quickly.
Most women are convinced that the only male insidious is a reason for this. They think that he could easily hold out for another half an hour. He just did not want to. Because he is selfish and thinks only about himself...
2. He doesn't come off too long.
Now she thinks that her body does not excite you. And furthermore she is tired.
3. He always keeps silence.
It is known that a man loves by his eyes, and a woman by her ears. And she wants to hear sweet words by those ears. Or at least a moan, indicating the strength of his passion.
4. He is too loud.
Only one of all the interviewed women has complained for this. But very actively. "Wild expression of feelings is fine, but still remember that you are not at the stadium.'
5. He has sex with her without taking off his socks.
Why are women so upset at the sight of a naked man in socks, is unknown. To understand this is not possible, this should be remembered.
6. He unclothes very quickly.
More than anything, the women do not like to be in a stupid position. And if she is in a fur coat and boots, while you have no clothing but a condom, you both look absurdly, to put it mildly.
7. At the most critical moment he interrupts and asks her: "You already came off?"
No comments.
8. He leaves the light turned on.
Too much light makes the bedroom into the operating room. In addition, a woman can not focus on the process, and forced all the time to ensure if she looks sexy enough...
9. He does not take shower before sex.
Ernest Hemingway said that a man should smell like a man. But women disagree with this. They certainly do not expect that he will smell like fresh violets, but the rough facts of life, unfortunately, often do not excite them.
10. He runs to the shower immediately after sex.
Women are like pussy cats. Cats have a habit to rub on a loved one to leave their scent on it. And when he is defiantly in a hurry to part with her smell, she feels resentful.
11. He immediately turns away from her and falls asleep.
Gravest insult. Perhaps this is the worst thing he can do. Even if the day before he took delivery of a dozen cows, wrote his thesis and set a new world record for the hundred-meter race - it does not excuse him. From her point of view he has to cuddle her gently after sex. Otherwise, why does he lay down with her?!
The next 22 items to be continued.
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