Monday, May 5, 2008

A Gift For No Particular Reason.

We live in captivity of traditions and conditionalities. It is adopted to give the presents on the memorable dates - and we give. But love is afraid of habits and boredom. So why would sometimes not to refresh the relations with nice sign of respect?Just for fun!

This is a great way to share a good mood and make the very element of surprise. After all, your girl did not suspect that you were ready to surprise her. And her joy will be really sincere, when the ordinary day becomes a little holiday. Yes, and you will get a lot of pleasant emotions, seeing as happy is your friend.

This is not about the expensive gifts, they should not be overdone, even if there are the tangible opportunities. Much better the pleasant small items suite. For example, you can make by your own a postcard and tell by it how remarkable she is. Imagine that your girl had tired from work, and such a surprise expects for her. For sure it becomes warmer at heart.

Or, do you think that there is no need to do, and you have to give the gifts on the occasion only? Of course, you can not do without gifts on the holidays, but they in any case are expected, so the element of surprise is small in them. But a pleasant trifle, presented without any reason, guarantees both of you the positive emotions.

Such surprises have another "plus". Suddenly your girl become thoughtful, and she will come to the head, that giving you something pleasing just so is not a bad idea? And, perhaps, such a pleasant surprises for you will become a good tradition? Believe it will affect your good relationship.

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Acquaintance In Modern Way.

- Hey girl, what are you doing tonight? - He said, straining his biceps.
- Why do you ask? - She replied, turned sideways, so that he could estimate the size of her breasts.
- Just wondering, what such a lovely girl might deal with, this evening -He paid a compliment chinning up on the handrails, despite cries of the trolley bus driver.
- Book, probably read a little - She turned round, that he could get her to consider better.
- I also love to read. Books basically. Various - He has demonstrated his mobile of the latest brand and played all his polyphonic ringtones.
- A good mobile - She praised it. - I've got the same two years ago. Now I have another. But the number has remained the same. 921-24-45 - She dictated
- I'll write down, with your permission, - He pulled out a wallet, took out a bundle of bank notes and recorded the number on the largest one.
- Yes! - She remarked venomously and exposed a leg accidentally - in the evening you'll take a walk with a girlfriend, exchange the note and that's all.
- No, I have no girl - He showed a passport, riffled his notebook - Have nobody to walk in the evenings. And does not your guy bother you to read books in the evenings?
- I am alone. Me too, who has nobody to walk.
- Want to walk together tonight?
- Yes-yes. Pick me up on your car.
- I have no car - He grew gloomy. - I sold it yesterday. A new has not yet been bought. Here is the sales contract.
- You needn't - She waved, carefully reading the contract. - I take your word. And let's go nowhere! Just remain indoors my home. I live alone. In three-room. In the center. Here's the housebook...
- Corner... - He grew more gloomy, seeing a plan of the apartment.
- I'll give you slippers - She whispered entreatly...
- I'll pick you up without fail. See you in the evening - He made a stance on the hands, somersault and left the trolley bus.
- He is such a funny - She whispered ...

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Ideal Perfect Man

Girls constantly sigh on Ideal Partner for life, but not always are clear in their mind what is this rare creature, what should it look like, and how to recognize him in a crowd of imperfect men.

Nevertheless, there still are the properties that any girl would like to see in her elected. In the nature of men the women rarely impressed with the audacity and unceremoniously.

Basically, women appreciate the restraint, civility, sometimes even with some timidity. Perfect fellow must be a personality, smart and have a pleasant appearance, dressed well, be cleanly. However, some girls feel that external gloss - this is not the main thing, just provided that man was good.

Ideal guy should be cheerful, it should be easy to communicate with him. Girls who love not only the light colors, would like to see a man with sort of devilry. But all the girls are unanimous: women want to be with a honest, decent man, the gentleman. Some ladies act quite sensibly and value care above all, confidence, respect to women and to himself. To charm the frivolous girls, charming smile and mysterious gaze is enough.

And the most romantic nature argue: the perfect man - is man, without which you do not know how to live!



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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Why do we look for new acquaintances?

You are not yet twenty, but your life is already composed of successive each other romances. And you never asked yourself, why do you constantly search for new acquaintances?

Aren't you looking for more and more fans mechanically, while sacrificing something more important? People are not adapted to loneliness. We always need to have somebody beside, first the parents, then friends, then spouses and children. This is a common characteristic of human as species.

But if this need is replaced by a permanent search and redundancy of options there is a reason to reflect on the causes and consequences of the prolonged search. So, first and primary motive for acquaintances - not to remain alone. But if, for adult women, it really is important, if this is the case for most young girls?

Of course, in eighteen you think that life begins to be declining and therefore you need to catch more, even more these curse hormones… I will not even try to dissuasive the eighteen-year-old, you are welcome to meet with anyone you like. This is your life and you know better, what really is important for you. I just make a few thoughts, you can think about, and draw your own conclusions.

Are not you confused whether you need for new acquaintance or it is a desire to look cooler under the eyes of friends? If so, take on trust, it may take quite few time, and today's opinion of the friends will be at a pretty discount with you. Don't your other cases suffer from your dates? Your whole life largely depends on what you will achieve today. The results of a good school will remain with you forever, unlike the current fans.

Don't you want to couple up shortly? This, of course, is not so difficult, but the white dress better to keep till later. According to statistics, early marriages do not live long. It is better to marry later, but forever. Don't you think that a familiarity with men - is a kind of duty of each "normal" adult girl? You're nothing and nobody obliged to. If you do not have enough sex or warm heartedness - look for someone who can give you this. If you do not feel you need this then better come into something useful.

If you still have all considered and decided that new acquaintances and constant changes of men make you happy, then do not forget about health and personal security - it is not always possible to judge by the exterior of men, how he is mentally and physically healthy, but kinks and contagious diseases occur more often than desired. Even more a pregnancy you have not yet planning, right? Finally, I will add that happy marriages are truly in heaven. Here, either do you search - or don't, the day will come, and he will be found himself.

And it is quite not obviously that you will be planning the acquaintance at the moment of your life.

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Boys and girls: 11 differences (The end)

8. Girls overestimate the ability of boys to think, and boys underestimate the similar ability of girls. Contrary to the tales of the weakness of the female intellect, girls are able to build a complex strategy to gain, to tame, re-educate the boys.

But these policies often do not snap into action as they are based on a strong assumption - the boys are able to think: "And then he will think that I am ..." he will think nothing, and not because he is a fool. Because he believes that girls do not know how to think, so that he can afford not to strain himself.

9. Boys are not as emotional as girls. More like, from the early childhood the girls are spared when they weep, and boys are abused, girls are praised when they hang on grandfather's neck in passion of tenderness, and boys are called to show more restraint, so let the boys know: their iron character - is not their merit. And the girls become weeper on parental mercy. So let us be without mutual claims.

10. Boys are drawn to the girls, as the girls to boys. Girls love to gather and criticize the boys in general and their own in particular. The boys talk about girls not so often, but if they still do it, then never can refrain and dispense ironic observations, however, boys run for the girls, and the girls - for boys. Strangely, but a fact.

11. Science argues: it does not know facts in favor of the fact that women's brains are arranged in fundamentally different way than the men's one, however, it is clear that men and women differ not only in appearance.

What is the reason for these differences - it is a controversial issue, there are many compelling arguments in favor of the fact that a society makes different men and women. Anthropologists has been able to discover the tribes, where male and female roles did not have anything to do with accepted representations in our culture in this regard: somewhat muscular women warriors and touching men, concerned for raising of posterity.

Or, for example, American feminists: they actually managed to make the border of the gender roles have become more blurred. In doing so, they acted purely by social means, so a weak and defenseless women and a strong male-winner is no more than a cultural stamp. You can not ignore a widespread (among men mostly) belief that the men are smarter than women.

Statistics on this point, says the following: the average level of intelligence in the female population is not different from the average level in men's population, while the men, both with very high intelligence, and with very low, occur more frequently than the same of women.

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Boys And Girls: 11 Differences

1. When the boys want the girls to like them, they pretend to be smart. While the girls want the boys to like them, then they play stupid. Boys pretend to be smart because they understand: ceteris paribus (when all other things are equal) smart boy has greater chance.

And a girl - in order that the boy had not so much strained, pretending that he was smarter.

2. The boys will never put on anything uncomfortable for the sake of beauty. And the girls will never put on anything ugly for the sake of convenience. Among boys the heroes of Hollywood films are exceptions, they love to climb onto the roof of a train being dressed in long raincoats and to wallow in mud in white shirts, as well as the cool peppers, which go to be acquainted with the parents of beloved girls.

Among girls there are no exceptions. If the girl said that she has dressed such a stupid way for convenience, then she coquets - once, she tastes bad - two.

3. In bed the boys are afraid that the girl will not run out. And girls are afraid that the boy will run out too quickly. It only seems that altruism is in the boys and the girls are concerned for question of self-interest. The boys force the girls to end primarily for their own pleasure - after that they feel very steep. And girls are worrying for boys, who come about too quickly, because they know how boys upset of that.

4. Boys have problems with the induction, the girls - with deduction. Everyone laughs at women's logic. Yes, girls really happen to have problems with descent from the general to particular, so they are given hard conclusions about the fact - what follows from what: whether he loves me, and that is why he sleeps with me, or he sleeps with me, that is why he does not love - go figure.

But the boys still worse - they are not able to inferences from the particular to general. So, the representative of a strong sex is not able to understand that if he was asked not to be late on birthday, and to call at a time he promised, consequently, he has to come to the park for rendezvous also in time.

5. The boys do not try to be like girls, and girls want to be like boys. And this is said to favor that to be a boy better. On the other hand, on second thoughts: as long as you are a girl, you can be proud of such things, that the boy to be proud of them is as stupid as the fact that he has a penis (by the way, some believe this is sufficient cause for pride), for example, of your financial independence.

6. The boys believe that the bigger penis they have, the better, and girls do not think so, because they know, this is painful therefor.

7. The boys know how to find a common language with the computer, and girls are able to find common language with the boys who know how to find a common language with computers. No one knows why the boys get better with the computers than the girls get. There is a suspicion that the girls simply have no incentive to develop their abilities in this direction if boys are involved there with such a zeal. Since the first manufactures is known: the division of labour enhances its productivity, so why to deprive the boys one another opportunity to demonstrate their superiority?

To be continued.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Ex-Husband And Wife.

Letter of wife.

My dear husband!

I write you this letter to inform you that I'm leaving you. Your Boss called to tell me that you left the service and yesterday was your last day at this place. I clearly belonged to you and was a wife which held you in high respect for last seven years, while you absolutely did not appreciate me. The last two weeks were like a hell. A week ago, coming home you did not even pay attention that I cut nails and hair, done manicure and stacked. You did not notice that I had cooked your favourite food and in your honour I had put on beautiful underwear, bought by me. You have never responded to it, within a few minutes finished with a meal, afterwards watched football on TV and went to sleep. You do not tell me that love me and do not touch me any longer. I am sure you cheat me or do not love me.
So I leave you.

PS. Do not try to look for me, you will not find me. Your brother and I left for distant place where we're going to live happily. Search for your another life.
Your former wife.

Letter of husband.

Thanks to you it was a good day.
Having finished reading your letter, I jumped up of joy. We really have already been married seven years, but recently you do not conduct yourself as a loving wife. Yes, I watch football - it is to settle down myself after what you have shouting me. I drew attention to your nails and hairstyle, but the first thought was that you are very similar to man.

I have not told you about this because my mother taught me that it was better to keep silent, if anything good can not say. When you have prepared my favorite meal, it seems, you mixed me up with my brother: I do not eat the paste with hasah already 10 years.After I saw that a price-label hangs on your bra with a price "49.99 shekels", I remembered that a week ago my brother loan from me 50 shekels, then I immediately went to sleep. I still loved you and hoped that we would be able to cope with the problems. At any case, after I won the 14 million in lottery, I resigned from my job and bought the tickets for us to the round the world cruise. However, returning home, I did not see you. I wish you a happy life, as you always wanted. After I showed a lawyer the letter which you wrote me, he said that now I do not owe you a penny.
Rescue yourself.

PS. I do not remember, whether I told you that my brother Ariel got name Ariella at a birth? I hope this does not become a problem. Your very happy former husband.

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