Saturday, September 6, 2008

12 Reasons To Rejoice If You Are Women.

1. We are the first who leave the Titanic.

2. We can flirt with technical supporters, and they are always happy to help us if we broke the computer.

3. In menswear, we look tremendously cool and miniature. Men in our clothes look idiotic.

4. We can cry a bit - and not pay a fine for speeding.

5. Men have lower life expectancy, we get insurance.

6. When we dance, we do not look like a frog in the mixer.

7. Drinks for free. Lunches for free. Movies for free (well, you understand the idea).

8. New lipstick returns us to life.

9. If we forgot to shave in the morning, no one will know.

10. If we are stupid, there will always be people who will find it nice.

11. When marrying a man who is younger us for 20 years, we do not think, whether it is silly.

12. We never regret on earrings in ears.



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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This was avbsolutely Hilarious lol..You really made my day. i can find some more reasons then to be happy being a gal.