The Profile On The Dating Site. How To Make It Attractive? (Part I)

Sounds ironically but the majority of profiles submitted to dating sites clearly do not meet important task conferred on them - to represent their owner and creator in all their beauty. This state of affairs had prompted me to write this article.

Well. Let us first to define some - why should we even decided to place this profile on the dating site.

Option first - just to have fun. Usually such entertainment is considered a maintaining a long term correspondence with people from the name of nonexistent person. Why?

I do not know the answer to that question. Sometimes trying just to play someone, sometimes simply because of nothing to do, sometimes trying to present oneself as "the ideal ego". Overall - this is not our option. Rather to psychologists. But we will consider the following options for details.

Often on the dating sites to gain the access to the database, people must register. Under the registration meant filling out the questionnaires and placing it on the public domain. So even if a person wants to read others' profiles - he needs to fill his own on all the rules and norms. It is easy to guess, in the process man does not want to strain severely - in fact it is just an empty formality for him, so that it's OK a various small stuff or just leave the profile untouched and he can go in search of other people.

Just say - this approach has the right to exist, but fundamentally mistaken. First, the number of "empty" profiles creates a "white noise", site is lay-up, and after a while, nice girl or boy who wants to find his destiny, is tired to look through them and simply to took from the site.

Secondly, the success of your mission to find the "only and unique one" depends not only on your efforts but also on the efforts of other people. Think yourself - a person coming to look at your questionnaire, can be looking for you exactly, coincide with all your requirements, be precisely what so brings you. But alas - the profile is empty, he did not know about you, shrugs shoulders and goes farther. Open yourself to search, and your chances to find your destiny will immediately increase by several times.

After all, even if you sleep quietly, working or walking in the street - you are looking for, your profile can be viewed and somebody is already writing that very long-awaited letter addressed solely to you.

And finally, option: the people who make all efforts to find a life partner. They have already created a profile, daily look through the fresh registrations to the site, talk with people they liked. In general, they do everything that is considered necessary. But again, a strange human psyche - very, very rarely the questionnaire is seen, which would have stopped your eyes, and rejoice the heart. Many sites already offer large number of templates to fill. All that needs to be done by human -is simply select what suits him from the list and that's all - the questionnaire, believed filled. Filled, but purely nominal. Of course, compared with the second option it is already much better - anyone who came to the personal page, can always say - whether he likes the drawn portrait or not. But these patterns - disservice to users.

Why? Let's talk about this in the next article from the cycle.

And now - I wish you not to lose in searches of your happiness.

(To Be Continued)

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Necessary And Sufficient Conditions For The Happiness

Necessary conditions for the happiness of women and sufficient ones for men's happiness.

How to make a woman happy?
It seems not so difficult! You should only be:

1) Father
2) Comrade
3) Lover
4) Brother
5) Friend
6) Owner
7) Teacher
8) Cook
9) Roofer
10) Sanitary engineer
11) Mechanic
12) Decorator
13) Stylist
14) Sexopatologist
15) Gynaecologist
16) Psychologist
17) Psychiatrist
18) Therapist
19) Bold
20) Organizer
21) Good Father
22) Cleanly
23) Friendly
27) Careful
28) Gallant
29) Intelligent
30) Educated
31) with a sense of humor
32) Inventive
33) sporty
34) Strong
35) Understandable
36) Acquiescent
37) Tolerant
38) Lenient
39) Cautious
40) Soft
41) Relaxed
42) Ambitious
43) Decided
44) Reliable
45) Infatuated
46) Polite
47) Very Good Father
48) .....
etc.

not forgetting this:

49) often to say compliments
50) love to engage in shopping
51) no scandals and not to look for problems
52) to be rich
53) do not irritate her
54) do not look at other girls

At the same time, you must:

55) be attentive to her
56) not be jealous
57) get along with her mother
58) find time for her,.. leaving the space for her, worrying about her...

VERY IMPORTANT:

59) Do! Not to forget the dates of:

Birthday
First rendezvous
Betrothal
Wedding

Unfortunately, even strictly observing all the rules, her happiness ... is not guaranteed,
because she can stifle with perfectness of her partner and escape with the first one comes across:
rabble-alcoholic-philanderer

How to make a man happy?
It seems unrealizable:

1) to sleep with him
2) to leave him alone

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Prayer Of The Modern Russian Bride.

- O God, give me beauty! Although, frankly, there is a sin in complaining about beauty, I am sure not deprived.

- O God, give me money! Yes. There is no surplus money in the world, although depends on how to view, a big money sometimes makes troubles even more...

- O God, give me healthy children! I wish that my children would be happy and wanted for nothing in the life... mm... Why, all this depends on my own!

- O God, give me an apartment! Yes, yes, apartment! I want to live in at least five-room apartment, a better course in my own villa with a plot. What is more, children would be to frisky there, to be healthier! When they grow up then will find good brides, the place would be where to lead them to. Oh, by the by...

- O God, give me the good daughter-in-law! Which would respect and revere me and her father-in-law, my husband, so as not to mistreat our son, well, in general, so as she to be like me...

- Me tired Thee, O Lord with my fastidiousness requests, You know, Lord, let's make things simple. All this I will get anyway. Education allows, I certainly do not want intelligence and quantity as well.

- O God, make sure that my husband would not drink ethyl alcohol!

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Who Is Calling You? The Original Ringtone.

We love to customize our ringtones so that immediately would to determine who is ringing. This is as convenient as fun as well. But you need to select the ringtone cautiously...

An Autumn early morning, Monday. I am going to work being of bad cheer in a crowded trolley bus - which could not be worse. Around me the same gloomy faces, most of them are with wires of players in their ears. The trolley bus goes slowly, someone is watching out the window, someone reads, overally the typical situation on Monday. In the center of the bus is the average citizen, and judging by his disgruntled face he is not odd to the overall concept.

And here in boring silence, at first quietly, then louder and louder the ring of a mobile sounds, it is easy to learn the song - "Blue Moon" of Moiseyev ("folk song" of Russian gays). People in bus begin to revive, someone giggling looks at the man, someone even moves aside from him, and all are beginning to listen concerned to his dialogue on the phone, apparently suspecting the guy in the not quite traditional orientation. He got into a flap, up a phone and with some gloom began to talk:

- Yes, yes Sir.
- I'm already coming.
- I understand that late, but you see - the stoppers...
- No, contract not signed yet
- I'll be in time, yes.
- Boss, but I worked whole Saturday
- What, do you want to deprive the bonus?
- I understand that they await
- Yes, I know, even last week were waited...

The dialogue was suspended, he irritably falls the cellphone into his pocket, and with unconcealed anger delivers:

- Damned bugger!

And this original ringtone is understandable for all. When he left at the next stop, everybody in the bus knowingly followed him by eyes.

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Big Bust Or Small Bust?

Some women are distressed with too small bust, the other with too large. But an optimist will always find a positive!







Women with large breasts are the optimist because:

- They always can hitch-hike
- They always are conceded the best seats in the bus
- They make a simple running jogging a very spectacular kind of sport
- They leave a magazine dry, which they read lying in the bath
- They have an additional argument of impact (to the men who is shorter)
- They can usually easy find dropped popcorn after watching the film
- They can always carry with them a bit more cash
- They always swim better
- They know where first to look in the search of earring which fell
- They rarely left without a partner for the slow dance
- They do not need to buy the cars with airbags
- It always is where to put one more can of beer

Women with small breasts are the optimist because:

- They do not cause accidents on the road every time when they bend
- They always look younger
- Drops and food crumbs are always on the napkin laid on lap
- They can always see if their shoes are clean
- They can easily sleep in prone position
- They have no problem to sit at the wheel of a small car
- They know that people can easily read the entire inscription on their T-shirt
- They believe that anything that can not fit in the hand is an unnecessary surplus
- They may to be too late to the theater and take the seat without diverting the entire row
- They can go to aerobics without risking to take Sunday punch from themselves
- They never hear the words to their address: "silicon"

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Pickup Get Out!

Real guys, who as I know are the majority! Do not take this article to heart. This is not for you and not about you. This is simply a mirror for the impudent breed of young guys who proudly call themselves pickuper. Let them look in the mirror and learn how they actually look under the eyes of real girls.

Girls are not so silly creations, to be conquered by simple tricks of a street Lovelace. The point is in the self-confidence and charm, which can not be replaced by standard clumsy arrogance.

If you are a boy without a sexual past, and if your girlfriends jilted you before the first kiss, why do you think that girls in the street will be like the bunch of grapes falling on your rickety neck? Most annoying in pickupers is their arrogant insincere look - whether a fish will bite on a fishing rod or not. These boys consider the PICK-UP a conveyor - failed to get acquainted with one, then will get with the other. But they absolutely never thought of it, that they have not got a chance until they learn to draw a real sincere attention to the girls.

Recently, I observed on the forum how the grown wise with experience pickupers share their experience: "… if the acquaintance took less than two minutes and ends with taking the number of phone, then the whore does not have time to know anything about you, and she in her mind will invent the ideal…" And then - a recipe how to use it. A pickuper has talked with the girl about two minutes, exchanged phone numbers, disappeared and thought her away. Then she called him herself, appointed the meeting, requested that he called her frequently. And then as a review: "I am glad that this imbecile got imagined a lot about me:)". If got in time to show that you are not like everybody, all the other pluses she herself will attach to you…".

Well, how do you like such an attitude?

Some pickupers believe that if to reduce girl's self-esteem, it is easier to manage: "show her that she is ordinary girl, not the only, show her that you are - a gift from heaven, which falls only once in her life. Girls may be different - from the ninny to she-cat, and the higher her self-esteem the more excitable gamble is, which aim is to force the girl to feel hesitant. Do give a girl shock, and then twist her round your little finger".

Dear little boys! Do you really believe that after all a real girl will give you the phone number and will invite to home? Rubbish. We are not so stupid to take it. At least half the girls are awaited by someone. Someone who has managed to see the only in them. And here you're thrusting yourself with your advantage! Do you want a small secret? A similar meets similar. Have no illusions...

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How To Tame Your Husband If He Is A Football Fan.

In your home, all has stopped, and your honey is bouncing nervously in front of TV, shouting wild with irresponsible gestures, periodically calling his friends and talking with them in non-understandable language? And last week he dragged you to the sports bar, where a crowd had gathered, same like he, Neanderthals?

Congratulations, you have the lucky (?) fate of Girlfriend of a football fan. During the football matches he like disappears from your life and loses the gift of a commonly acceptable human communication? This is not mortally!

Here are several rules of how to survive his favorite football, and perhaps thanks to it, to improve your relationship. Now!

Rule # 1

The wordform "football" can not be used in combination with such words as:
idiotic
some
stupid

This wordform is used only team up with:
cool
genius
excellent

Otherwise you will get a red card and will be removed from the field (of vision or action, so that you can not act upon your beloved, that in general has no principled value).

Rule # 2

During the live broadcast do not try to talk with him about anything and no way to express your gentle gusts even in times of advertising - all of this, at best, will not be evaluated carefully, at worst - would lead to quarrels.

Rule # 3

During the match it does not exist:

work at home - ranging from global repair, finishing with screwing in bulbs or discarding the rubbish;

any plea;

proposals to go somewhere (to the pictures, theater, a restaurant, as exception - sports bar, but if proposed beforehand);

dinner (an exception - the snacks in front of the TV, accompanied by your absolute silence).

Rule # 4

Be prepared to hear out his impressions after the match. In order not to disgrace yourself, you'd better find out in advance what a team does he root for, and remember the names of its major players, also the most popular football terms that are easy to be found in the Internet. Insert this in the pauses, when the husband lights a cigarette. This will play in your favor!

Rule # 5 (works without a hitch)

Finally, offer him to celebrate the victory (or to wash off the bitterness of defeat) together with his friends. After all these feats of arms, your darling will thaw and you will be rewarded according to your merits!

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