Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Russian girls in bed. 33 Don'ts. Part II.

12. He does not shave.

Since women have growing beard only in very rare cases, men will never understand what suffering can deliver an innocent two-day bristle. Try rubbing your nose on the mate's chin. You will not like it.

13. He keeps kidding during sex.

Laughter is the worst enemy of sex. Having fun and gag in bed is absolutely contraindicated. In the words of another classic: "Whom are you laughing at? You're laughing at yourself!"

14. He fundamentally does not have sex in the mornings.

To our surprise, it turned out that for many women having sex with their beloved in the morning is as pleasantly as to shoot warm cream from fresh milk. Fortunately, most of men are willing to share this exquisite pleasure.

15. He has too long nails

They say that a man is not impotent so long as he has at least one safe finger. But if on that finger is a long, corny and well-bited off nail, then the sexual life can be swept to give up.

16. He keeps saying what she should do.

He is not a sergeant, and she is not a platoon of recruits. Therefore, the commands "Attention!" and "Down!" are relevant on the parade ground, but sound stupid in bed.

17. He does not care for her safety.

Perhaps, we are forced to accept the fact that condom is our duty. Not only agree to use it. Men are expected willingly to buy it in advance, carry it in their pocket and put it on (possibly insensibly).

18. He shows off the size of his penis.

Whom they are boasting before, tell me please? Whether old man Freud was right, and the women too would like to have a penis? Well okay, just remember that women do not like when the men tout it too much.

19. He painfully bites her nipples.

In the past for such things, even nursing infants were having removed their prematurely erupted teeth.

20. He turns her nipples with fingers.

Nipples, again, are not the radio selector, which is heavily adjusted to the desired wave in the hilly terrain conditions. They can only be gently kissed and nibbled.

21. He constantly pulls, squeezes and rubs her breasts.

The breast is not a joystick in a computer game. And not a melon, you have to probe to ensure its ripeness. And not the wet clothes, which must be properly squeezed. It requires a careful attitude.

22. He does acrobatics in bed.

Creativity and diversity in sex is very commendable but man should remember that his partner may not has ended up the circus school in childhood and the prospect of a leg dislocating is not tempting.

The next 11 items to be continued.



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